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Anonymous Text on October 1st

[aggravating]

ARE YOU BONING THE HULK?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

[killerthighs]

No, Tony, I'm not.

[aggravating]

[Why do people keep-

Oh. Natasha.]

THIS IS NOT THE AVENGER YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

[Yup. Sure did just try to Jedi mind trick you with text.]